Top Excuses for Shirking Work in IB?
I'll start: proclaiming "I'm not really creative" to avoid creating new PowerPoint slides
I'll start: proclaiming "I'm not really creative" to avoid creating new PowerPoint slides
| +388 | Which Offer to Accept: UBS Analyst Role or Part Time Cashier at the Local Taco Bell | 44 | 1d |
| +292 | I Snuck Into UBS Office And Took A Shit On The Floor | 26 | 2d |
| +287 | TPH V.S. Mizuho [HOU] | 36 | 21h |
| +240 | Why leave restructuring for M&A? | 29 | 7h |
| +228 | Best Power/Renewables/Energy Teams? | 37 | 7h |
| +210 | Houston 2026 Oil & Gas Investment Banking Rankings | 42 | 42m |
| +183 | Actual EB List | 27 | 6h |
| +182 | Centerview HC group falling off? | 28 | 1d |
| +170 | Incoming TPH Analysts Larping as PWP on LinkedIn | 20 | 4h |
| +154 | Shame on you Evercore - SA 28 | 41 | 1d |
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not really one for banking analysts cuz most are young, but babies are usually one of the top excuses for jobs
"Ooops, no I actually haven't done that yet. I wanted to check with [Senior MD] to make sure he agrees on the direction of it before I spend too long on it"
Or...
"Ah shit guys sorry, I'm COVID positive. See yall in about 5 days once this shit is ironed out."
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