I was having some conversation with some friends and we decided on what some banks would be as animals. So far we have these:
Goldman Sachs - Lion
JP Morgan - Bull
Morgan Stanley - Cat
Bank of America - Bald Eagle
Citigroup - Cockroach
Well Fargo - Goose
Lazard - Snake
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