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Hopefully you will be fired for being a piece of $hit. Not only is it a dick move it is illegal.

call the police!

 

I'd do it in the restroom or try to cut down on how much you need... used to be more common/basically acceptable at work, but people look at vapes like cigs these days, I see very few in the office post-covid. If some senior happens to see and doesn't like you vaping in the office they could easily kill a return offer. 

 

Use zyn or on.  Less obvious, MDs won't get pissed off at you and it's less bad for you than vaping.

 

lmao in the first week of the internship half the interns in my group ran into each other in the bathroom trying to hit their vapes, great bonding experience. Took me back to the bathroom hotboxes during senior year of high school when juul took off.

 

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