Vapes in office

I have a raging nicotine addiction and am good at sneaking in hits. What would happen if I get caught vaping in the office as an intern?

Comments (39)

May 18, 2022 - 3:43pm
PeRmAnEnTiNtErN, what's your opinion? Comment below:

because really at the end of the day vaping is really not that big of a deal to the younger crowd.  And about 20% of the college population vapes.  

  • Associate 3 in IB-M&A
May 13, 2022 - 3:13pm

I'd do it in the restroom or try to cut down on how much you need... used to be more common/basically acceptable at work, but people look at vapes like cigs these days, I see very few in the office post-covid. If some senior happens to see and doesn't like you vaping in the office they could easily kill a return offer. 

May 13, 2022 - 7:02pm
YabberShneebs, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Ngl this is a pretty stupid question, literally just use common sense. Don't hit it in office, walk outside if you have time and do it there.

  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
May 13, 2022 - 9:43pm

At a BB right now, and have been hitting the Juul non stop. No one cares as long as you're grinding and putting out good work. 

  • Intern in IB - Cov
May 13, 2022 - 10:43pm

Senior analysts turning the bullpen into a cotton candy flavored sauna after MDs leave.

(Clearly this doesn't happen, gives me a laugh thinking what if though)

  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 14, 2022 - 12:10am

Anyone here ever smoke an occasional joint w/their fellow analysts? Assuming that there's some THC lovers on this thread

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
May 14, 2022 - 12:31am

Been taking constant, blatant (no clouds, just not hiding it) hits in the office since last year. Not single person has cared, including MDs

May 14, 2022 - 10:06am
IncomingIBDreject, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Maybe try using the nicotine patches and wean off the addiction.

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  • Intern in S&T - Comm
May 14, 2022 - 12:42pm

Use zyn or on.  Less obvious, MDs won't get pissed off at you and it's less bad for you than vaping.

May 15, 2022 - 3:15am
SleazyBanker, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Everyone in my group does it. If it's before 5-6pm (when senior bankers are still at the office), just go to the bathroom. Nobody will be counting the number of times you pee. If past 5-6 I'd say it playfully to the other junior folks. Most of them won't care.

  • VP in IB - Cov
May 15, 2022 - 8:54pm

There's another VP who vapes all day everyday (did as an associate too). If you were to swipe his screen with your finger, there would be vape residue all over it. Also about 20 empty Juul/vape pods scattered around his desk, its just gross. Nice guy though, just weird. 

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
May 16, 2022 - 5:05am

lmao in the first week of the internship half the interns in my group ran into each other in the bathroom trying to hit their vapes, great bonding experience. Took me back to the bathroom hotboxes during senior year of high school when juul took off.

May 16, 2022 - 6:37am
DipDevour, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I think older MDs might not care especially if you're a grinder. VPs and older associates will care. They're completely soft. Their generation sucks.

May 16, 2022 - 6:39am
DipDevour, what's your opinion? Comment below:

A newly promoted associate I knew would rip all day no cares given.

I got ripped a new one by a young director at an internship once. Almost got fired. 27-45 people are very soft like. They're the ones who put an end to it I think. They like wearing funky shoes and plaid sport coats as well.

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
May 19, 2022 - 2:10am

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May 19, 2022 - 11:12pm
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