Wakey Wakey, Rise and Shine, No More Sleep, ITS EXCEL TIME!
One of my buddies who is an SA at a notorious sweatshop in NYC - think Lazard/GS FIG/MS M&A/Moelis/JPM M&A/BAML HC - got an e-mail from his associate staffer with the following poem this morning...Cruel or funny? How would you react? Quit? Report to HR?
Wakey Wakey
Rise and Shine
No more sleep
ITS EXCEL TIME
It's excel time over beer
Or your body is mine to sear
Through Excel you shall shine or on the street you'll dine. You have to get these pivots right or your a$s is mine tonight. You have to learn your models or you're out collecting bottles.
I'll blame the sloppy flow on the heat.
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