Wall Street needs nap pods NOT toilet seats!!!

I took a nap on the toilet seat in the office for the first time in my life after pulling 2 all-nighters in 1 week. Have you guys ever slept in the toilet during your IB years? Also, shall we petition to get nap pods like the Tech firms do?

If GS taught us something, it is that petitions work. In the meantime, here are my 2 favorite positions in case the pods don't work out:

Learn How to Sleep in a Toilet Stall Like a Pro | SoraNews24 -Japan News-Learn How to Sleep in a Toilet Stall Like a Pro | SoraNews24 -Japan News-

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