I took a nap on the toilet seat in the office for the first time in my life after pulling 2 all-nighters in 1 week. Have you guys ever slept in the toilet during your IB years? Also, shall we petition to get nap pods like the Tech firms do?
If GS taught us something, it is that petitions work. In the meantime, here are my 2 favorite positions in case the pods don't work out:
| +387 | Which Offer to Accept: UBS Analyst Role or Part Time Cashier at the Local Taco Bell | 44 | 1d |
| +292 | Roku-Fox Deal - UBS Misses Out on yet another deals after years chasing this deal | 31 | 1d |
| +292 | I Snuck Into UBS Office And Took A Shit On The Floor | 26 | 1d |
| +287 | TPH V.S. Mizuho [HOU] | 36 | 16h |
| +239 | Why leave restructuring for M&A? | 29 | 2h |
| +228 | Best Power/Renewables/Energy Teams? | 37 | 2h |
| +205 | Houston 2026 Oil & Gas Investment Banking Rankings | 38 | 7m |
| +183 | Actual EB List | 27 | 1h |
| +182 | Centerview HC group falling off? | 28 | 1d |
| +154 | Shame on you Evercore - SA 28 | 41 | 1d |
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