similar to #whitepeopleproblems let's do a thread for banker problems
I'll start: i wanted a new tie, but hermes was closed today for renovation so i had to settle for ferragamo
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my dealer's credit card machine was down and i only had enough change for an 8-ball
Yikes. The average Wall Streeter can bang an 8-ball before leaving his dealer's pad. That's gonna be awful if you have to share.
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