Want the $$$ by Dating a Wall Street Man

I am sure that there are tons of ladies out there that want to date a person working in Wall Street. Most likely, the superstar bankers who are making the big bucks. Well in order to do that as Bess Levine writes you need to be from an industry besides Wall Street, understand 10-k, and read markets. Also, if you want to talk keep stories short and sweet.

Fellow monkeys, what do you guys think? Are all these things necessary?

http://dealbreaker.com/2012/02/expert-if-you-want…

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MagicKarpI only care about #5 to tell you the truth.
Agreed. It's critical. I think it was either CNBC or Fox that had on a similar series about marrying rich by a matchmaker, very similar to this. And she talked about #5 and how wearing high heels is a MUST. So many women just don't get that - it's mind boggling.
 

why would you want to date someone who knows about finance? you go to work all day and the last thing you want is some ho talking about finance when all you want is a bj

 
mikebradyin addition to this horrible article how many grammar mistakes can you find in the first sentence

"Have you always wanted to date a man works on Wall Street but found them to be a difficult subset of human to figure out?"

Ok, I'm game, what's the prize?
Get busy living
 

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