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I had a different gift delivered every monday of the month to her lab (shes a geneticist or something). All of her lab mates (or whatever the fuck they're called) were mad jealous and I got special sex last weekend.

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HPMI had a different gift delivered every monday of the month to her lab (shes a geneticist or something). All of her lab mates (or whatever the fuck they're called) were mad jealous and I got special sex last weekend.

Lmao. this is nice.

Wall Street leaders now understand that they made a mistake, one born of their innocent and trusting nature. They trusted ordinary Americans to behave more responsibly than they themselves ever would, and these ordinary Americans betrayed their trust.
 

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Wall Street leaders now understand that they made a mistake, one born of their innocent and trusting nature. They trusted ordinary Americans to behave more responsibly than they themselves ever would, and these ordinary Americans betrayed their trust.

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