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I was asked if I was working part time when leaving at 1:30am so there's always worse

 
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Except I was paid more than any other analyst in my office both years 

Do you seriously think you can generalise your experience and extend it to everyone else? Good for you if your team allows you to finish early - I probably would have stayed longer 

that’s not the case for most people and certainly not for me where I had Directors still in the office at 1am. And this is the experience of most of my friends across BBs / EBs / MMs etc. you should probably consider yourself lucky and stick around a bit more 
 

 

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Bottom bucket speed run


Rather be bottom bucket for 10 years than top bucket for 2 and burn out

 

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Jefferies. I leave at 2am before grabbing a beer at the local bar next to office with the Tridelt chicks. (Bonus was below street btw)

Hahaha bro dude, right on, just get cranked into the ground by Rich Handjob and then blow that sub market bonus on the bottom 10% tridelt girls that graduated 8 years ago and are still at the bar at 2am cus still single and nobody will even take em home, just grind and blow the pay bro keep it up that is so frat

 

BB( JPM,MS,GS,UBS) Get in at 10am hungover pretend like im doing work for a couple hours. Open a pitch deck for a mandate we are never going to win. Leave at 5pm get drinks and dinner with mates talk about how great our pay is for how much work we put in. Also talk about how we are going to recruit for a MF even though have yet to work on a live deal and get any experience.

 

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