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but if that DID happen to me i'd wonder how i got fired from my multi billion dollar start-up that i own 100% of, cuz i sho wouldnt fire myself...how hr gonna pull that off lol

 

What would you do if you made an honest mistake and your rat bitch girlfriend left you?

Get over it and find something new. Don't fuck it up the same way again.

in it 2 win it
 

I have a repeating nightmare where I remember late in the semester about a class which I had registered for, but for some reason forgot to ever attend... and I was never classified as a no-show for some reason.

Sometimes when you bring the thunder... you get lost in the storm.
 

I'd regret I hadn't played and won the megamillions

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