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Me: “I did finance because I took a few marketing classes and they were very not technical at my school” Him: “I have some friends in quantitative marketing who would like for you to say to their face that marketing isn’t technical”

Me: “I decided I didn’t want to work at ABC, Inc because I visited [the small town it’s in] and there really wasn’t much going on and I didn’t want to live 40 miles away in the closest city” Him: “What if I told you I was from [that town]” Me: “Are you from [that town]?” Him: “How do you know I’m not from [that town]?” Me: “Are you from [that town]?” Him:“Well, no but you didn’t know that”

 

100% would work there. This guy was testing your humor - you should've replied back to his question "What if I told you I was from {that town}" by saying you would feel bad for him. That's what I would've said, but easier said than done in the heat of the moment.

 
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Ah, then, I would actually say "Makes sense" without expanding and just make him wonder at 3AM what about himself made me say that.

 

"I am under 21"

Thanks, needed to know your age to better understand your post......

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

I'm assuming you didn't see anyone that attractive during the interview ahahahaha

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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