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if you're dating a woman who can't stand on her own two feet financially, she should never know your net worth or income. if you make 200 a year, tell her 70. If you make 500 a year, tell her 100. If she asks about a certain item of value, it was a gift to you. Prenups should be iron clad with a clause about divorce distribution being based upon individual income over the time married and prenuptual assets should be off the table.if she cries you "don't love" her due to a prenup, it's not worth it.
I love the part about romantic dinners...
So this author has personally dated a random sample of bankers in each of those banks?
The point about regional guys being rough around the edges is true. The rest of it doesnt seem very credible though.
The author of that article should be shot. I've never seen so many empty generalizations of firms that have thousands of employees. She must be rolling through dudes like Wilt Chamberlain did with the ladies. What was his claim? 10,000 women? 10,000/(52 years of being active*365)=a new girl every other day. What an animal...
i wanna shoot this woman!
What's Commerzbank and Societe Generale? Are they like commercial banks? And how did Jefferies manage to be on the list right between GS, MS, JPM, and CS?
I'll never ever marry anyone w/o a prenup.
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