Why am I on such a low level of the building
Like cmon. I was promised skyline views of manhattan and I’m on floor 5?? Yo banking is bull shit the fuck
Like cmon. I was promised skyline views of manhattan and I’m on floor 5?? Yo banking is bull shit the fuck
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Must be at Goldman HC
you got me dying laughing bro
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