Why Are All Headhunters Hot?

Anyone else pick up on this? I feel like the vast majority (60%+) of HH are attractive, which makes sense given their role.

Would any of you boys cuff a HH or are they the finance equivalent of dating a nurse?

Cheers

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Nurses cannot be compared to head hunters. Head hunters are the used car salesmen of the markets. Except for the upper echelon head hunters who place executives.

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How else are they supposed to get the successful man to pick up the phone?

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