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it's because bankers generally have bad teeth from all the fine dining they have to endure. it's a hard life.

hope that helps.

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on brand, as always. keep up the good work.

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100 hours

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More of a wildly depressed culture thing.

I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done
 

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