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it's because bankers generally have bad teeth from all the fine dining they have to endure. it's a hard life.

hope that helps.

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on brand, as always. keep up the good work.

Thank you for your interest in the 2020 Investment Banking Full-time Analyst Programme (London) at JPMorgan Chase. After a thorough review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to move forward with your candidacy at this time.
 

100 hours

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More of a wildly depressed culture thing.

I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done
 

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