Since bankers know about the secret M&A/cap raise info for companies they work with why dont bankers trade stocks of those companies right before they announce the merger and make a killing LOL? seems like a no brainer
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damn this never even crossed my mind...
lolz
Shhh. Don't let the secret out.
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Ricochet, it takes all my willpower not to delete every single one of your posts. If you're going to troll, at least be funny.
I actually thought this one was funny.
slightly amusing.
I give it a 4/10 on the troll scale. Prospie is so much funnier.
Blumie is still the king.
they do. that's why they have so much money
analysts who are disappointed with their bonuses should also give it a whirl
All hail Blumie.
I have to agree that blumie was the best. I think blumie probably has the best 3-5 posts on this site ever. The only post that is near blumie's level of brilliance is this post by b333b: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-impress-a-girl-0
I have to agree that blumie was the best. I think blumie probably has the best 3-5 posts on this site ever. The only post that is near blumie's level of brilliance is this post by b333b: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-impress-a-girl-0[/quote]
Absolutely agree, the How to Impress a Girl was one of the all time best posts ever. There was one from some kid who wanted to know how to time it just right so he could drive his dads "nice" car by this grl that works in the same shopping center. That one was classic too. Anyone remember which one that was? These should go in the forum of fame.
I have to agree that blumie was the best. I think blumie probably has the best 3-5 posts on this site ever. The only post that is near blumie's level of brilliance is this post by b333b: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-impress-a-girl-0[/quote]
Absolutely agree, the How to Impress a Girl was one of the all time best posts ever. There was one from some kid who wanted to know how to time it just right so he could drive his dads "nice" car by this grl that works in the same shopping center. That one was classic too. Anyone remember which one that was? These should go in the forum of fame.[/quote]
My favorite was when he thread jacked some other guy during a serious discussion. Some banker chick with a recognizably female username posted this long-ass response and then Blumie proceeded to ask her out! Hilarious.
Also, here is the car thread.
If I had two more hands id give them titties 4 thumbs down
Darkness!
Watch Wall Street movie. Will help you in understand what insider info is
wow, i hope your joking
Damn, someone always gets sucked in.
I made most my money after the FAA ruling on Blue Star Airlines.
Regards
Sucked in? i have a weird feeling that was a serious question from the OP...
there are such things as stupid questions haha
He's a known non funny troll. You just fell into the suck zone bro.
Haha, in my head I thought the suck zone would be something entirely different.
Regards
The suck zone can also be found at a local Cheetah near you
lol aight
not funny, actually get the feeling this was a sincere remark!
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