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Ricochet, it takes all my willpower not to delete every single one of your posts. If you're going to troll, at least be funny.

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 
WallStreetOasis.comI give it a 4/10 on the troll scale. Prospie is so much funnier.

Blumie is still the king.

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
 

they do. that's why they have so much money

analysts who are disappointed with their bonuses should also give it a whirl

 
model21][quote=Edmundo BravermanAll hail Blumie.

I have to agree that blumie was the best. I think blumie probably has the best 3-5 posts on this site ever. The only post that is near blumie's level of brilliance is this post by b333b: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-impress-a-girl-0[/quote]

Absolutely agree, the How to Impress a Girl was one of the all time best posts ever. There was one from some kid who wanted to know how to time it just right so he could drive his dads "nice" car by this grl that works in the same shopping center. That one was classic too. Anyone remember which one that was? These should go in the forum of fame.

 
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Marcus_Halberstram][quote=model21][quote=Edmundo BravermanAll hail Blumie.

I have to agree that blumie was the best. I think blumie probably has the best 3-5 posts on this site ever. The only post that is near blumie's level of brilliance is this post by b333b: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-impress-a-girl-0[/quote]

Absolutely agree, the How to Impress a Girl was one of the all time best posts ever. There was one from some kid who wanted to know how to time it just right so he could drive his dads "nice" car by this grl that works in the same shopping center. That one was classic too. Anyone remember which one that was? These should go in the forum of fame.[/quote]

My favorite was when he thread jacked some other guy during a serious discussion. Some banker chick with a recognizably female username posted this long-ass response and then Blumie proceeded to ask her out! Hilarious.

Also, here is the car thread.

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
 
dumbyoungbumIf I had two more hands id give them titties 4 thumbs down
b!tches, show charlie murphy your titties
 
aleayerswow, i hope your joking

Damn, someone always gets sucked in.

I made most my money after the FAA ruling on Blue Star Airlines.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
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aleayerswow, i hope your joking

Damn, someone always gets sucked in.

I made most my money after the FAA ruling on Blue Star Airlines.

Regards

Sucked in? i have a weird feeling that was a serious question from the OP...

there are such things as stupid questions haha

Control your own destiny, or someone else will.
 
dumbyoungbumHe's a known non funny troll. You just fell into the suck zone bro.

Haha, in my head I thought the suck zone would be something entirely different.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

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