Why would I do banking? = Why would I do MBA?
As time keep passing by, I’m more and more getting to think the two questions are converging into one and actually becoming the same.
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is everyone but me high or retarded?
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i got laid 40 minutes ago.
this is by far the weirdest post I've ever seen.
I could not squat 275 for 3 reps :(
she wouldn't let me jizz on her butt :(
off to bed. ciao.
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Has anyone convinced an extremely skeptical and untrusting gf to make a sex tape?
why bother asking... just have your friend hide in the closet tucker max style.
Has anyone convinced an extremely skeptical and untrusting gf to make a sex tape?
Yes, I have.
Start asking 2 months before your birthday. Don't push for it but suggest it jokingly and then become more serious. Do this for a month.
As the final month nears, be more serious and promise her repeatedly the tape would never get out and you just want it because you miss her during (some kind of break approaching, like summer/spring/christmas). You also think its "hot" and "spontaneous" and "new" and would cement your trust for each other.
If she's still sort of willing, then push for it at the final week stretch and say that it is all you want for your birthday that is coming up.
Profit.
I don't plan on being with her anymore by the time my birthday comes around. Thats why I want to make a sex tape and put it up on YouPorn. I'm trying to be done with this within the next several weeks. There are way too many sexy girls traipsing around in the spring/summer to have to pretend not to be fucking around.
Unless she's a freak, she won't agree to it that quickly. She needs to a) trust you and b) have a bit of freak in her. Remember, good girls have a bit of freak in them. Plant the idea in her head jokingly, in a funny/sexy way. Posit the idea whilst in action--she's def more likely to agree in the heat of the moment. If all else fails, start doing it with the lights on (so she won't get suspicious) and just plant a camera in the room.
juniorr, what if my bday is in mid-winter?
yeah man, what if my bday doesn't come for another fuckin 10 months?
Half-birthday, bitches.
it's all about how you spin it...seduce her by saying you just want to make a sexy porno for the two of you to watch.
Or, in my case, I was heading abroad and she was going to the other side of the world, so we agreed it would be something we could both watch later when we weren't together...
good luck. I will not be selling it, but it is pretty fucking good.
Hmm... I'm sure she trusts me not to put it on the internet or something, but she probably doesn't trust the idea of her being naked and having sex on tape. Problem is she's not a freak at all, its not even that she's a good girl (it would be much easier if this were the case), she's just really fucking boring. Even when she's drunk.
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