Why You Should Stop Drinking Water

Hear me out, you already sacrifice pretty much everything else!

Sleep, don't need it!

Social life, don't need it and by extension, a girlfriend, don't need it unless you count my left hand

Healthy food? Don't need it since seamless is the only joy you have and look forward to since the rest of your day is shite.

Exercise, don't need it, trying to fit into my high-school pants and deal sleds is enough of a work-out

Water? don't need it! hopefully with all of the above and by substituting it with red-bull I die a nice and peaceful death.

Just kidding. I left a long time ago and I just enjoy shit posting now. Hope all is well with everyone, stay healthy and try to live a little every single day!

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