High schooler pretty interested in investment banking just wanna get some knowledge on the craziest crap you’ve ever experienced
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This one time we had to do a bake-off for a major client (think French boulangerie in a dirty corner in Paris) and had to manage baking multiple croissants at once, with different flavors at a short notice. Fortunately my MD (Managing Donut, who manages the donut acquisition across the EMEA region with the focus on pure-play Parisian donut acquisition) liked it so much that I was named the one of the best investment bakers in Paris.
Anyways I think there were different threads on this specific topic - searching on Google is probably better
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This guy's post history is hilarious. Mf is giving people advice on what banks and groups are good lmfao.
Sum's up how bad WSO has gotten when high schoolers are giving people already in the industry advice.
What’s your problem?
I once took a crazy shit that backed up the toilet at 85 Broad St. Plumbing sucked in that building anyways...almost gave finger guns to a partner on the way out.
Good ole GS days.
Am totally joking by the way...did work at 85 B for a while. #29floor ftw
Bro is farming MS with this post
Stfu
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