Yo, for the investment bakers on this app, who is the craziest MD or shits you’ve ever experienced on Wall Street

High schooler pretty interested in investment banking just wanna get some knowledge on the craziest crap you’ve ever experienced

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This one time we had to do a bake-off for a major client (think French boulangerie in a dirty corner in Paris) and had to manage baking multiple croissants at once, with different flavors at a short notice. Fortunately my MD (Managing Donut, who manages the donut acquisition across the EMEA region with the focus on pure-play Parisian donut acquisition) liked it so much that I was named the one of the best investment bakers in Paris.

Anyways I think there were different threads on this specific topic - searching on Google is probably better

 

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