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flashbangI think Zala and Dan are gay lovers, and Zala wasn't able to satisfy Dan today. That's why Dan is taking it out on Zala here.
Dan Bush I had an experience last night that was rather unfortunate: I had sex with Zala over at his place and it sucked. Now before I tell you what occurred I would like to put this in context. I have been told I am sexually proficient -actually I have been told I was great many times, but for the sake of modesty we will say proficient. Now Zala is rather hot. When I say hot, I am distinguishing between cute and hot; that said, he was hot. So we get down to it and he just lie abed. Zala just lied there expecting me to do all the work. I did do all the work and when it was over he proclaims 'that was awesome' and proceeds to smoke a cigarette. Now what the fuck. I have worked with Zala many times over and I know how to gauge his level of sincerity. He was sincere, for I hope he was since he came (in my mouth), as it were. Now, normally I would just cast this episode aside and lapel it an unfortunate experience. I would also cast him aside, sexually that is, and probably call him a sexual miser -that is a sexual cheapskate. Indeed I have already done that. However, what engenders this post is not this one experience, but rather a history of them. Yes that is correct, a history, or many experiences akin to the aforementioned. It is this observation, and two others that force me to label Zala as a sexual miser.
 

so as I understand it, zala didn't give you a reacharound after he had his pleasure and now you two are feuding? cry me a river. nothing against gay folks, but go take your disputes elsewhere.

P.S. I just hope you two did it in the privacy of your homes and not at the office. Last thing I need to see late at night popping into a conference room is the same kind of scene described in the "analyst does MD" thread, except between two guys...

 

agreed Dan, search on the vault and you'll see that they ran him off the Investment Banking part of the message board.

He got called out numerous times on proving that he is what he says he is, but he ignores it

 

Andrew, that's hilarious: called out on proving what I say I am? First of all, what is it that I "say I am"? Second of all, why the FUCK would I out myself by giving proof of anything? I don't care to "prove" anything to a little shit like you, and I am certainly not jeopardizing my career.

They didn't "run me off." I posted there YESTERDAY. It's just boring htere now.

 

I wonder whether you guys work at all... There seems to be quite a discrepancy between the proverbial "hours" and the amount of time you spend palavering...

 

Forget it guys, you don't even know each other and once you change your "MSG BOARD" names, it will be like a complete new start for you guys. Why waste time over judging someone who doesn't even matter in your life.

I thought the purpose of the msg boards (at least this one) is share opinions, give suggestions, and share any experiences related to IB.

Not a personal fight.

 
ZiggyMonI thought the purpose of the msg boards (at least this one) is share opinions, give suggestions, and share any experiences related to IB.

Not a personal fight.

you've never posted on a message board before have you? There is always someone who attacks people left and right unprovoked
 

Yeah, all the ad hominem attacks on this topic (and on the entire site) are not useful at all. This site, as Ziggy said, is to share opinions/suggestions/experiences related to IB.

 

Dan, here is a list of things I am not:

  • a URM/athlete admit who can't spell

  • a hulking mouthbreather who scares off girls

  • a desperate nerd who asks for sex advice on an investment banking messageboard

I'll think of more later

 

i am proud to all those things

what are you? 1. a sucky school banking wannabe 2. A skinny mofo

  1. yes i can spell, and no im not an athlete admit
  2. yes i lift weights
  3. no im not desperate, just striking up a convo

fuck off

 
ZiggyMonI guess I'll have to agree with you Andrew. (looks like this one is not gonna end)
not even close, on this one message board I post on, this one kid has 20,000 posts, all in car threads, hating on everything from Hondas to M5s...a while ago some people did detective work and found out that he is 15 years old, without a license.

I see a lot of him in Zala's posts. Their posting style is the same

 

i guess there was just as many haters back then too.

People hated on this guy, Mark Klein, Marcus. Whoa, funny how every year there's another version of this type of poster.

The world has changed. And we must change with it.

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

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