A Guy from Joisey on Wall St?

Hey yous guys.  I'm from northern jersey and wants to move from AM to i-banking on wall st. because I likes working more hours and think the view is way bettah than it is here on da river.  No pussyass fake stuff in midtown either, but actuallays downtown in the middle of da city near delmonicos or somethin.  I have no relevand experience, went to a non-target and am tireds of working with giant piles of odder peoples moneys and going homes at 6 to my place near Nork.

Has I's gots a chance?  I also am gonna need to be a vise presitent or better.

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I also know a guy on the inside who might be able to do a favor or two for me.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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