Bj and more for an Internship?

I have the chance to do an internship at a BB, but to get it, I’d have to let a MD that I met in a bar fuck me and give him a blowjob. I really, really want this internship - it would save me a lot of work but should I actually do it? Because then I could basically just pick a PE fund and get more out of it. I'm actually hetero but like the idea cause the hierarchy turns me on and I have nothing to lose. So should I do that w this MD or search for a more exclusive opportunity

Should I do it?

yes go for it
100% (2 votes)
no but look for a better company and do it
0% (0 votes)
don't try it ever
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 2
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