Did i mess up getting drunk before my super day?

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The answer I suspect they were looking for is "A free beer."

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

Because there's no way they would say "there's a right answer" expecting you to name one of the hundreds of thousands of beers. The best beer is a free beer is a common colloquialism and they were vibe checking for a good hang. 

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
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