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“Back of the envelope calculation” about to have a whole new meaning
Damn, and they say trolling as a artform is dead
You're really gonna be putting the paper in paper LBO. Can you build a 3 statement model with an abacus?
Then how did you get here and post this? Amish magic?
There is a lot deal flow in Barn M&A in rural towns. I suggest you start your own shop.
I would find it very hard that HR would even open / look at a paper resume nowadays.
Circular references will be the bane of your existence
Mennonite Partners based out of Lancaster, PA has a great culture
Your best bet would be to sneak up behind your favorite bank and build a barn around it
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