Non Target to Goldman Sachs New York!

Fellow monkeys,

I trust you will be brutally honest in your assessments.

Background:

  • Senior year
  • Finance major, non target
  • Approx. 3.7 GPA
  • Strong extracurriculars
  • Strong valuation and modeling skills
  • Limited (and irrelevant) professional experience

This week I will be applying to NY office mail room....do I stand a chance?

3 Comments
 

No alumni.

Highest mail flow volume in the table, amazing network, superb exit opps. I question whether a non target has ever made it to second round.

If I don't get a first round, I am just going to accept my offer at big 4 consulting.

We can't all be winners.

I wish i could shove my dick so far up your dick that it creates a gaping vagina, because that's who you are. Just tell them that you're a ginormous douche-canoe with a gaping vagina. They'll understand.
 

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