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"We have more than a connection. We have 500+ connections..."

"That's strange, it only says _ search appearances. I could have sworn I've searched for you 1000 times..." 

"Looking for you is worth so much more than $29.99 per month..." 

"I could read your work experience all night long ;)..."

"Baby you don't need my endorsement..."

 
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Doubt a college kid at a non target who’s also misogynist would have any luck. Maybe fix yourself first before daydreaming and thinking you are somewhat cool for calling women bitches on an anon online forum with strangers

 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Haha would you actually do this? I’m a girl and all I can say is when a guy is honest (Or appears to be so 😬) it gets me every time —“ex: hey you sound really interesting, I did x y z too and would love to meet up some time”. But idk if it’ll work on every girl. 

 

Actually happened accidentally once since I was drunk, deleted her number, but she had shared her profile cause she was talking about career stuff.  Ended up being a cross-state fling anytime either one of us were in the other's town.

Good times! In fact, that's the only valuable experience I have ever gotten from Linkedin.  Toxic site that I am glad to never have a real profile on.

 

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