Picking up bitches on LinkedIn
Anyone got any tips. These analysts at Goldman are honestly making me Covid Crazy. Any good pickup lines get SBd the fuck up
Anyone got any tips. These analysts at Goldman are honestly making me Covid Crazy. Any good pickup lines get SBd the fuck up
Career Resources
Especially the campus recruiters
"We have more than a connection. We have 500+ connections..."
"That's strange, it only says _ search appearances. I could have sworn I've searched for you 1000 times..."
"Looking for you is worth so much more than $29.99 per month..."
"I could read your work experience all night long ;)..."
"Baby you don't need my endorsement..."
Thats what I'm talking bout
"Baby you don't need my endorsement...you need my endowment"
Doubt a college kid at a non target who’s also misogynist would have any luck. Maybe fix yourself first before daydreaming and thinking you are somewhat cool for calling women bitches on an anon online forum with strangers
^Found the chick
These nontarget chicks arent cutting it
Non-target has to be the most overused phrase on this website. You guys attribute all aspects of life to which banks show up to what campus, it's so odd.
dont talk to me if you didnt break 1550 @iu kids
Hey, I'm Chad. Come to my daddy's yacht this weekend.
Chad thing would def work!
Ask her what your interests are? Who you BE with? Things to make you smile...what numbers to dial? You gone work there for awhile?
Haha would you actually do this? I’m a girl and all I can say is when a guy is honest (Or appears to be so 😬) it gets me every time —“ex: hey you sound really interesting, I did x y z too and would love to meet up some time”. But idk if it’ll work on every girl.
Trying to use LinkedIn for hooking up is such a no-no
I thought the whole internet for was hooking up
Actually happened accidentally once since I was drunk, deleted her number, but she had shared her profile cause she was talking about career stuff. Ended up being a cross-state fling anytime either one of us were in the other's town.
Good times! In fact, that's the only valuable experience I have ever gotten from Linkedin. Toxic site that I am glad to never have a real profile on.
You don't have a real profile on Linkedin? So does your fake LI profile say you're a movie producer, SEAL, doctor or 'genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist'?
No no no, "thought leader"
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