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What is the best way to expand your network in Bay Area? I have recently moved to San Francisco. I did not attend college here or have lived here. So I don’t know many people here yet. I am in early 30s. Light skin. Hazel Eyes. Brown hair. Weight in 150s. I like meeting new people, go out and have fun. I want to meet only people who take interest in varieties of subjects such as business, politics, technology and society. I have no interest in hanging out with people who talk only movies and family drama. I also know Bay Area is extremely liberal but I am more of a moderate person. Send me your Callitme Profile , Facebook or LinkedIn link. Trust is a key factor so if I see red flags with your profile, I will not contact you back. I drive so I can meet anywhere in the Bay Area

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Go to your nearest and largest library and find a table centered in one of the main rooms. Stand up and announce yourself as the biggest alpha within the vicinity, and explain that you're looking for new friends. Explain that you are a WHITE male with dashing looks, more specifically alluring hazel eyes. This will let people know that even if you aren't from a target school, you are a target person (most desirable in literally every way). Emphasize that you hate libtards and therefore most of the people around you. However, you have 4 of 5 available best friend slots on your T-Mobile plan, and that you will be holding interviews to determine who will meet your criteria. Lastly, reiterate your caveat by denouncing all middle class Americans who have any interest in film, and let them know that this is far beneath you. Bring printed out copies off all the girls you have dated and banged to let people know that you're an upper echelon titan who pretty much always runs the show. If this doesn't work I would suggest cold emailing all the top guys at various BBs in your area to inform them of your availability for friendship.

 

Absolutely make use of the cold emailing tactic. When used correctly, this can be the most efficient method to securing coffee dates with individuals of your caliber.

 

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