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Bring milk and cookies. You'll get more responses.

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 

As they say, the dude with the biggest dick gets the biggest desk.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

why dont you guys give us YOUR measurements?

size of dick, bank account, apt, etc.

and then we can decide if you're worth it. sheesh.

 

Girls, let us see your pics. There's been a lot of talk flying around about how female Banker are unattractive. Here's your chance to prove everybody wrong.

 
matty200That would be a terrible decision on their part. No matter what they posted people would talk trash.

I hope you are a girl...otherwise you should be kicked out of the male gender.

 
matty200That would be a terrible decision on their part. No matter what they posted people would talk trash.

I hope you realize you're an asshole.

 
matty200That would be a terrible decision on their part. No matter what they posted people would talk trash.

Do you bat for the wrong team

 

Sheesh calm down the asshole factor.

Whoever asks for a pic whould be willing to post theirs first. Simple as that. Don't be talking like that unless you are willing to step up yourself.

 
mikaSheesh calm down the asshole factor.

Whoever asks for a pic whould be willing to post theirs first. Simple as that. Don't be talking like that unless you are willing to step up yourself.

it's only a joke. Unlikely anyone is gonna post pics. I wouldn't expect it. But girls don't let me stop you. You can always PM me the links if you are shy. ;)

 

Aye Mika get off your high horse and stop acting like such a prude.

There's like 1 or 2 girls on this site and you're probably the only one who wants to see guy pics. On the other hand, there are dozens of guys and a couple of women that want to see you and your gf's pics.

So don't be a party pooper.

 

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