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Hello,, Joe Falk.
Bring milk and cookies. You'll get more responses.
How you doin'?
From the ghetto....
Hello there.
A/S/L and measurements please
LOL
but seriously go ahead and get those numbers to us asap
27/f/NYC. Measurements irrelevant.
i disagree - measurements are always relevant
As they say, the dude with the biggest dick gets the biggest desk.
agreed- how are we supposed to know if we want to keep writing you?
why dont you guys give us YOUR measurements?
size of dick, bank account, apt, etc.
and then we can decide if you're worth it. sheesh.
Id rather give you a demonstration.
Girls, let us see your pics. There's been a lot of talk flying around about how female Banker are unattractive. Here's your chance to prove everybody wrong.
That would be a terrible decision on their part. No matter what they posted people would talk trash.
I hope you are a girl...otherwise you should be kicked out of the male gender.
I hope you realize you're an asshole.
Do you bat for the wrong team
Sheesh calm down the asshole factor.
Whoever asks for a pic whould be willing to post theirs first. Simple as that. Don't be talking like that unless you are willing to step up yourself.
it's only a joke. Unlikely anyone is gonna post pics. I wouldn't expect it. But girls don't let me stop you. You can always PM me the links if you are shy. ;)
Aye Mika get off your high horse and stop acting like such a prude.
There's like 1 or 2 girls on this site and you're probably the only one who wants to see guy pics. On the other hand, there are dozens of guys and a couple of women that want to see you and your gf's pics.
So don't be a party pooper.
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