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lmao amazes me, I can barely scrap for internships and job interviews and I have a clean-cut record, yet people who get offers fuck up beyond my comprehension. Call a fucking cab next time, it literally cost $10.

That being said, I actually know someone that was in the same exact situation as you and he came out clean before they found anything out. Explained the situation completely and honestly, they didnt ding him for it, as long as he didnt fuck up again they said.

So go do that. And dont fuck it up next time.

 

Wait what?! He is the one acting like a dick? Man I fucking hate people who think driving under influence is a joke. You didn't have your car under control and in another scenario you could have injured or killed another person. Don't act like you're the fucking victim here. He is right, you are beyond stupid and he actually gives you a piece of advice. So take it, be thankful and next time call a fucking cab!

 

I'll come off as a dick however I want if it saves your life or another person's life. I have 2 friends both in opposite directions affected by something like this. The one idiot that did the same thing you did, I ended up punching in the face because of it and breaking his nose. He looked real good for his first day on the job. So be lucky I didnt do that to you. I have another friend who was killed by a drunk driver.

So excuse me if I'm a little upset with your dumb decisions.

 

Because its in massachusetts, which is only one of very few look back states, it will show up on CORI until probation is over. I will ask him if he knows a way around though

 
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