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That’s a tier list, different thing.

Also he put Poland spring with Dasani, clearly out of his fucking mind

And he didn’t even include Saratoga which is obv. the most prestigious

 

You forgot Liquid Death, La Croix, and Bubbly.

My favorite is Pina Colada Bubbly, runner up La Croix Grapefruit.

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Don’t know much about the liquid death market - apologies for the oversight.

Bubbly + LaCrox aren’t on here because this list was made with men in mind - apologies again for the oversight.

 

Camping this weekend - got this water - pretty good

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