2024 Water Prestige Rankings
Tap water - Interns
Dasani (cans) - Analysts
Aquafina (cans) - Associates
Poland Spring / Smart water - AVPs
Voss - VPs
Evian / Fiji - Directors
Saratoga - MDs
Open to discussion
Tap water - Interns
Dasani (cans) - Analysts
Aquafina (cans) - Associates
Poland Spring / Smart water - AVPs
Voss - VPs
Evian / Fiji - Directors
Saratoga - MDs
Open to discussion
| +98 | KISSED MY VP… HELP!!! | 16 | 14h |
| +34 | Wall Street’s premier CoC clan | 8 | 4h |
| +28 | ADHD & Living This Life | 7 | 2d |
| +26 | How expensive is SF? | 14 | 1d |
| +19 | Would you / have you payed someone for a role in IB? | 9 | 3d |
| 0 | What is a tool that you wish you had and would use every day? | 3 | 16h |
| 0 | Future of New York as number 1 financial centre | 1 | 6h |
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Voss is fake prestige. People who want to look well off drink it, yet it's complimentary in hip midtown collective hotels. It's mid.
Pretty accurate then cuz VP is literally the definition of middle in the prestige chain no?
They walk all cocky but run to their MD when they get caught lmao. My level is VP but my title is different regarding what I do. The other VPs got very upset when they found out on the revised org chart.
buddy....
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/most-prestigio…
That’s a tier list, different thing.
Also he put Poland spring with Dasani, clearly out of his fucking mind
And he didn’t even include Saratoga which is obv. the most prestigious
You forgot Liquid Death, La Croix, and Bubbly.
My favorite is Pina Colada Bubbly, runner up La Croix Grapefruit.
Don’t know much about the liquid death market - apologies for the oversight.
Bubbly + LaCrox aren’t on here because this list was made with men in mind - apologies again for the oversight.
Camping this weekend - got this water - pretty good
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