Water Prestige Power Rankings

Water is a critical component of life, making water prestige rankings critical. Here is my take
 

Tier 1:

1. Evian

2. Firm branded Yeti mug/rambler/tumbler water

3. Fiji Water

4. Smart Water

Tier 2:
1. Voss

2. Flint, Michigan water supply 

3. Essentia

4. Coconut Water

Tier 3:

1. Kirkland Brand

2. Just Water

3. Life Wtr

Tier 4 (Would rather die of dehydration):

1. Icelandic 

2. Dasani

3. Aquafina

4. Poland Springs

34 Comments
 

Coconut Water should be higher and in a separate group, perhaps Tier 1.5

 

Get your peasant water out of here. Y’all don’t know anything about artesian water. Look into Hallstein Water. Founded by Karlheinz Muhr (Executive Vice Chairman at BofA) and his wife, Elisabeth. You used to need to be referred to buy the water. Some MDs at Bank of America have delivery subscriptions for their 5 gallon bottles sent to their office. They’d have the fancy dispenser too. We’d sneak into their offices to have some.

 

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