+ 4 inches to height or + 2 inches to sausage?

Which one would you guys rather choose, each option has all the associated benefits

- 4 inches height boost includes a proportionate wingspan boost, torso and leg length boost, weight and muscle mass boost, shoulder width boost, etc

- 2 inches length boost includes a proportionate circumference boost and tip-to-shaft ratio boost

+4 inches height or +2 inches length

4 inches height (im a manlet)
71% (96 votes)
2 inches height (im a tic tac)
29% (40 votes)
Total votes: 136
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I'll take a 4inch height boost. 12in sausage is too much.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

This is a thoughtful question but I think the added adjustments kind of make it a moot point. The height option is by far the most beneficial given the added effects to the rest of the body so if it's between the two that's a no brainer. I'd imagine if you're already like 6'6+ though another 4' won't move the needle and the sausage becomes the better value play. 

How many of you would split the difference for 2 + 1 value combo?

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This is not even a question for me.

Being 6'4" would be massive - sports, life, you name it. 

I don't need a bigger hog. 

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Just imagine two extra inches in your cock — You’re just sitting there and your VP calls you in to give you your bonus and tells you that you’re bottom bucket. Instead of feeling upset and sad that your job is in jeopardy, you whip out your cock onto his desk — A massive 3 inches now. You will almost certainly be top bucket the following year.

 

This is how Jamie Dimon became JPM's CEO. True story.

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I am six feet tall, so I am happy with my height and when it comes to the other part i am big enough based on every woman that i have been with. What i did learn though is that skills can be learned so you do not have a disadvantage as you think you do with the ladies.

Just putting that out there.

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Anyone think there are less tangible benefits to having / growing up with a bigger hog? Height is same way and well documented, but if you lived your entire life swinging mass and werent afraid in the locker room to show what ya got then it has to give you a certain amount of swagger

aka is there truth to 'big dick energy'

 

I like that your example for having a huge piece is showing it to other dudes in the locker room, not using it with women or anything. 

In all seriousness though, I think having a massive dick isn't as beneficial as having a micropenis would be a negative. It's more of a baseline situation - "you must be at least this tall to ride" 

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

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