A couple million CASH
What would you do if you had a couple of million dollars in your bank account cash??
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Nothing is for certain, except for this:
GTFO out of banking
Honestly, I can admit, I probably should never, ever have that much sitting around in my bank account in cash. It wouldn't last there long.
I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.
Hahaaa.... See what you did there
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Agreed.
I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1
This response is some finance 101 bullshit. But will probably always get lolz on wso.
How about "two chicks at the same time" ?
Become the batman. So cool.
I'd do a study on why people post the same question over and over within days of each other on internet forums
You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
I wonder whether there are message boards for people who win or inherit lots of money.
http://www.afterlotto.com/lottery_winner_forum.html
Google FTW
Why are they using a cock ring for the letter "o" in forum?
Travel. A LOT.
wonder how the fuck it got there from originally being under my mattress
If I had millions lying around I'd go work for the Peace Corps for 2 years, go to JH SAIS or HKS, then work for DIA/CIA/NCTC until retirement.
Thats what I said.
id track down OP
Well I would write a memoir on what I've already done with my millions in the bank. It would have sentence long chapters as follows
1 the night I fucked 3 girls at once 2 the night I got my 1st hooker 3 the night I got another hooker 4 the night I flew to Vegas and won 150k at blackjack 5 the night I met GWB 6 the night I bought a 35k dog 7 the night I got my black card 8 the night I pissed on a stripper 9 the night partied with Goldman senior partners 10 the day I played golf with Clint Eastwood 11 my adventures of playing golf at Augusta national 12 the day I spent 100k but made 3 million 13 the day I discovered WSO 14 my 1st million dollar investment 15 the day I jumped out of a plane in a squirrel suit 16 I'm tired of making this list but there are a ton more awesome things to add 17 how I am way more awesome than you are
God I missed you.
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