Edmundo Braverman:

Wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

Hahaaa.... See what you did there

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Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
BlackHat:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1

This response is some finance 101 bullshit. But will probably always get lolz on wso.

 
BlackHat:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1

How about "two chicks at the same time" ?

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Become the batman. So cool.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

I'd do a study on why people post the same question over and over within days of each other on internet forums

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lasampdoria:

If I had millions lying around I'd go work for the Peace Corps for 2 years, go to JH SAIS or HKS, then work for DIA/CIA/NCTC until retirement.

Thats what I said.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
Best Response

Well I would write a memoir on what I've already done with my millions in the bank. It would have sentence long chapters as follows

1 the night I fucked 3 girls at once 2 the night I got my 1st hooker 3 the night I got another hooker 4 the night I flew to Vegas and won 150k at blackjack 5 the night I met GWB 6 the night I bought a 35k dog 7 the night I got my black card 8 the night I pissed on a stripper 9 the night partied with Goldman senior partners 10 the day I played golf with Clint Eastwood 11 my adventures of playing golf at Augusta national 12 the day I spent 100k but made 3 million 13 the day I discovered WSO 14 my 1st million dollar investment 15 the day I jumped out of a plane in a squirrel suit 16 I'm tired of making this list but there are a ton more awesome things to add 17 how I am way more awesome than you are

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heister:
17 how I am way more awesome than you are

God I missed you.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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heister:

17 how I am way more awesome than you are

God I missed you.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

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