A Note on NYU Stern

I don’t think there’s anything to be concerned about guys. At the end of the day, nobody knows Stern outside of finance. NYU is regarded as a shit school with inflated ACT scores since all the rich New Yorkers just pay some psychologist to give extra time to their spoiled kids. There’s nothing special coming out of NYU ever (startups, revolutionary ideas), zero.

I will never meet someone from NYU and think wow this person must be creative, smart, and curious. I think wow — a spoiled brat who just memorized the accounting technicals to secure his dogshit MMIB internship.

Congrats on being seen as the workhorse COG who nobody enjoys spending time with and just knows how to point and shoot rather than problem solve (a skill Claude will replace this year).

Cheers to your shit school bro.

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That 188m is in high school and is spewing garbage across his several accounts. Wouldn’t be surprised if you were one of his accounts.

Everyone should just MS all of his worthless takes but he’s just gonna offset with his 10 accounts.

 

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