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But yeah I think it's quite well known that Ackman has some issues. There was also a recent article somewhere attempting to explain why Ackman and David Einhorn aren't friends anymore and it involved Ackman acting like a d, too

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

He could set up a new firm to buy a huge share of the company then dump it all at once and crash the stock so his short position comes out a winner. Now that would be the trolling of the century.

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