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This is hilarious!

"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 

That would be a great, yet horribly excruciating way to go.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

That poor man. His rights were violated - who speaks for him?

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

I'm wondering if it actually was death by viagra or something similar...otherwise I don't really see how you'd die of a heart attack while having sex.

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I'm guessing he got one too many donkey punches...

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

It's incredible that the media is still stupid enough to use headlines like "African man dies ..." Seriously, Africa is kind of a big place, you might want to get more specific.

 
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It's incredible that the media is still stupid enough to use headlines like "African man dies ..." Seriously, Africa is kind of a big place, you might want to get more specific.

Agree with the sentiment but not sure of the implementation. Africa suffers from the same problem as MENA but to a much greater extent: severely culturally fragmented and on top of that the national boundaries are a post colonial fossil. Would the best way to zero in be to reference by tribe?
Get busy living
 

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