American Table Manners

I remember the first time sharing a meal with an American. I was shocked, horrified. My American friend was absolutely incapable of properly using a fork and knife to eat dinner. It was like seeing a little chimpanzee with severe mental restrictions try to use a wooden stick to cut a piece of filet de boeuf. Am I genetically related to this creature?

When you eat with Asian people you know they will make weird slurping sounds. It's their culture. The thing with Americans is that you do not expect this. OK, we can all agree that they are strangely curious about anything not American; insert very annoying overly excited nasal voice "HelLlo!! WherE are YOU FROM?!!" "SO nice TO SEE YOU GUYS!!!" "OMG?! REALLY?!". But other than that, they seem to share many of our own qualities.

So, my friends across the pond, do you not learn your children to use cutlery? Why not? I assume some Americans do have proper table manners. However, oddly enough, it does not seem to have trickled down into the majority of American population. Do you simply not care about food and culture? Perhaps the decades of eating hamburgers have retracted the need to use a fork and knife.

I am always eager to learn more about other cultures! Please, my friends, teach me about your cowboy culture!

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Does the method by which your company jams food in their faces really rustle your jimmies this much? Who gives a fuck.

 

There is a difference in continental vs American manner of holding cutlery. Most kids in business settings either learned the former manner from their parents or have adopted it to avoid freak outs from their Euro counterparts. Is this what you’re crying about?

 
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Probably due to multiple factors... 1) the diet of the “average” American largely consists of finger foods, sandwiches, burgers, etc. that don’t necessarily require the use of utensils 2) there isn’t a large emphasis on the skill 3) the age of fast food and eating on the go.

It honestly is probably some combination of the above, but in general I think as meals moved away from the dinner table and people became more “on the go” it isn’t a surprise to me that people don’t feel the need to use the proper “table manners” you mentioned.

 
"LiechtensteinMonkey" I remember the first time sharing a meal with an American. I was shocked, horrified. My American friend was absolutely incapable of properly using a fork and knife to eat dinner. It was like seeing a little chimpanzee with severe mental restrictions try to use a wooden stick to cut a piece of filet de boeuf. Am I genetically related to this creature?

Honestly I'm pretty offended

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"LiechtensteinMonkey"I remember the first time sharing a meal with an American. I was shocked, horrified. My American friend was absolutely incapable of properly using a fork and knife to eat dinner.

Did you you generalize 330 million people and make an entire thread because one American friend placed his knife down and switched his fork to his other hand before eating?

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But it's cool for certain Asian cultures to buy, sell, and eat live animals from wet markets?

 

It's cool to eat sushi.

If you do it wrong, you could easily catch some disease or some parasite.

And I guess it's cool for Europeans to eat lamb hearts and stuff meat in pig intestines.

Issue with wet markets is that most of the meat is unsafe and there's 0 transparency where the meat came from and how it was prepared. If you make it transparent and safe, there really isn't a problem.

 

" it does not seem to have trickled down into the majority of American population"...... I'm oddly shocked that you've found the time to eat individually with the majority of the American population and analyze their table manners. Time constraints alone for this task are baffling.

 
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you need a class to learn how to cut a steak with a fork and knife? just go on youtube bro

 

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