An Unhappy Christmas

Anyone else gonna have to work on the fucking holiday? Just got back to my parents house to find out our client wants to change up marketing materials before the new year. Such a ridiculous ask. It’s moments like these that I question if this whole gig is really worth it. Holidays with family is time you don’t just get back. Is the personal sacrifice really worth it? Down bad rn. Pray for your fellow monkey

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Ay big bro dw, you can always see your family again in the afterlife. But slightly changing the marketing material no one will ever look at? That only happens down here.

Or make an analyst do it

 

You'll let a calendar dictate when you go see your family? You have 364 days a year to plan as many trips as you can to see them. Go do the materials and stop crying. 

incentives trumph ethics
 

Carry Enjoyer:

You'll let a calendar dictate when you go see your family? You have 364 days a year to plan as many trips as you can to see them. Go do the materials and stop crying. 




Bet your juniors just love you big dog

 

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