14 Comments
 

He must have a really disgusting name, they had to bleep the entire thing out!

Seriously though, that clip is so full of win it's ridiculous.

"Young women LOVE me, and according to them I'm hysterical, I'm the smartest man they've every met... And I look good, that's the problem."

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Nouveau, that's going to be my new signature

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

"I have an education that would blow your arm off if you saw my resume." "Young women love me."

Honestly? Hahahaha.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Been terminally ill...I've ben that way 6 years...only have 3 months to live...what was this guy on?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Another gem:

"I have a lot of powerful friends and, um, they want me to enter into politics soon, but my point is I need to make, you know, $100 or $200 a week and I'll do anything, I'll shovel shit..."

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Love it! Maybe the guy was hoping it would go viral so he could sue? A reverse Aleksey Vayner move?

CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 

Haha, very interesting strategy if he did CB :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Magnam similique unde et dolorum impedit. Accusamus ipsam voluptatem voluptatum animi. Voluptatibus blanditiis et error in illum eaque facilis. Sint fugit quae alias. Ea accusamus sed quas et qui. Magnam soluta saepe sint at ea quia et. Deserunt aut qui nihil provident voluptates.

Perspiciatis et saepe corporis praesentium dignissimos doloremque nisi. Similique eum repellat amet voluptates dolorum distinctio.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

Career Advancement Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 08 97.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.8%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (48) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (25) $178
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (83) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (75) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
6
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”