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He must have a really disgusting name, they had to bleep the entire thing out!

Seriously though, that clip is so full of win it's ridiculous.

"Young women LOVE me, and according to them I'm hysterical, I'm the smartest man they've every met... And I look good, that's the problem."

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Nouveau, that's going to be my new signature

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

"I have an education that would blow your arm off if you saw my resume." "Young women love me."

Honestly? Hahahaha.

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Been terminally ill...I've ben that way 6 years...only have 3 months to live...what was this guy on?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Another gem:

"I have a lot of powerful friends and, um, they want me to enter into politics soon, but my point is I need to make, you know, $100 or $200 a week and I'll do anything, I'll shovel shit..."

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Love it! Maybe the guy was hoping it would go viral so he could sue? A reverse Aleksey Vayner move?

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Haha, very interesting strategy if he did CB :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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