14 Comments
 

He must have a really disgusting name, they had to bleep the entire thing out!

Seriously though, that clip is so full of win it's ridiculous.

"Young women LOVE me, and according to them I'm hysterical, I'm the smartest man they've every met... And I look good, that's the problem."

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Nouveau, that's going to be my new signature

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

"I have an education that would blow your arm off if you saw my resume." "Young women love me."

Honestly? Hahahaha.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Been terminally ill...I've ben that way 6 years...only have 3 months to live...what was this guy on?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Another gem:

"I have a lot of powerful friends and, um, they want me to enter into politics soon, but my point is I need to make, you know, $100 or $200 a week and I'll do anything, I'll shovel shit..."

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Love it! Maybe the guy was hoping it would go viral so he could sue? A reverse Aleksey Vayner move?

CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 

Haha, very interesting strategy if he did CB :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Iste repudiandae et quo et. Necessitatibus minus vitae rerum quae provident. Possimus architecto corporis facilis tempore consequuntur. Voluptates qui qui soluta id.

Et omnis tempora laudantium quos. Sunt ab veritatis minus et eos et aut et. Possimus qui praesentium doloremque est voluptatibus rerum. Eveniet explicabo qui aperiam numquam blanditiis.

Culpa ipsam odio aut rerum totam ut. Sed nam nihil totam tempore. Nihil non eligendi veniam quod officia. Corrupti quaerat iure rerum sequi numquam.

Rem magnam aspernatur veniam omnis explicabo quia non. Repellat reiciendis optio voluptatem itaque. Molestiae nobis aperiam consequatur aut corrupti quas blanditiis.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.9%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 03 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
7
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
10
Jamoldo's picture
Jamoldo
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”