Anyone get migraines?

I’m not talking about headaches. I’m talking about legitimate migraines. Does anyone else get them?

I suffer from hemiplegic migraines - a relatively rare type of migraine that produces stroke-like symptoms including facial numbness, severe weakness, and mental confusion along with the skull crushing headache, extreme nausea, and literal blindness that accompanies my more “typical” migraines. Luckily, I don’t get them frequently (usually 1 per month), but I still live in near constant fear of getting another one. 

I can generally sense an attack coming, and they typically last between 8-12 hours (meaning that once I feel one coming I automatically know that the rest of my day is totally shot). When I say I am useless when one of these hits - I mean I am utterly useless; imagine a blind stoke victim trying to built a model.

Given the silent nature of migraines they are often stigmatized by those who have never experienced one. I feel like this stigma is magnified in finance.

Anyways, do any other monkeys suffer from migraines? Any tips on how to manage them when they strike at work?

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Yes man you are not alone with this. My solution is to get off caffeine and find other ways to get energy/stay awake. Focus on sleeping, working out. and being physically in shape. With WFH, get some dumbbells, a yoga mat, cable, anything you want to use to work out, and do quick explosive sessions. 

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All jokes aside, I get serious sharp pains in between my anus and ball sack. The pain is so intense I have to activate and squeeze my gluteus for 30 secs until the pain disappears. It happens every once in a blue moon.

 

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