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the heck, someone added my picture in their video...

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At what point did these white guy think...hey? I need to be as dark as a black guy...it won't be obvious...I'll just blend in. The tanning salon should ban these guys when they walk in the door. And the barber shouldn't give blowouts to anyone...

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
MMBinNCAt what point did these white guy think...hey? I need to be as dark as a black guy...it won't be obvious...I'll just blend in. The tanning salon should ban these guys when they walk in the door. And the barber shouldn't give blowouts to anyone...

I'm pretty sure they're orange, not black. It's the oompa loompa look. Seems pretty popular these days. Charley and the Chocolate Factory has had a strong influence on contemporary culture and the way today's youth wishes to look.

 

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