Ask Tony Perkis Anything (Updated) - TROLLS A-OK

So i know there have been some Ask so and so anything topics and stuff...so i figured i'd enlighten you all with my presence..and allow you to ask me questions..literally anything..from what cologne i wear, to my shoe size, to what kind of pigs i get it on with.

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rufioloveWhat was the inspiration behind the Perkis System and why in your opinion has it had so much success amongst the plethora of other summer fat camps out there?

I thank you for the question, it mainly stems from my childhood where i didnt know what value was. I didn't have much ambition or goals in life. After i asked for my acceptance to be revoked at HBS I felt i needed to give back to the community. Purchasing Camp Hope gave me the opportunity and I think it was a smashing success. It has so much success mostly due to the cancellation of many meals and an increase in metabolic output..as well as funding from Warren Buffay

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ConnorAre you hiring? Willing to do odd jobs.

what do you mean by odd jobs. can you please specify so i can be more specific when i answer your question specifically?

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ConnorAre you hiring? Willing to do odd jobs.

Read: ANYTHING.

ahhh well i do need someone to pop the blob, smash ice over my stomach, and to give blowjobs to fat people

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TonyPerkisit would also be nice if you could do this for me a couple times Connor
I'll do that if you don't put butter on the floor.
 

Tony, my friend bet me a box of triple stuffed Oreo's that it's impossible to do a sit-up blindfolded, can you prove him wrong"

 
wten823Tony, my friend bet me a box of triple stuffed Oreo's that it's impossible to do a sit-up blindfolded, can you prove him wrong"

triple stuft are just ridiculous...but you can do one..there are just too many myths about the abdominals

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TonyPerkis
wten823Tony, my friend bet me a box of triple stuffed Oreo's that it's impossible to do a sit-up blindfolded, can you prove him wrong"

triple stuft are just ridiculous...but you can do one..there are just too many myths about the abdominals

Not a fan of triple stuff huh....... you might want to check the bed posts in the Chipmunk cabin

 
TonyPerkis
wten823Tony, my friend bet me a box of triple stuffed Oreo's that it's impossible to do a sit-up blindfolded, can you prove him wrong"

triple stuft are just ridiculous...but you can do one..there are just too many myths about the abdominals

Not a fan of triple stuff huh....... you might want to check the bed posts in the Chipmunk cabin

 

What is your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
SC911I almost thougt this thread was serious lol.

well if there's serious questions i will answer them..

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TonyPerkis
OhYeahAre you are a troll?

no i am not..i am a person

pics or you're a troll
"Sincerity is an overrated virtue" - Milton Friedman
 

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