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+1, but I'm concerned about the lack of "stacking paper". "Getting paper" without "making it rain" or something similar is a red flag imo.

Still love it, haha.

"My caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested."
 

Classic!

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 

i opened this fully expecting an awful troll post

I left with insane knowledge of what investing really is

SB for BD

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

make more of these!

Because when you're in a room full of smart people, smart suddenly doesn't matter—interesting is what matters.
 

Yeah What? Can anyone mirror what this was somehow?

"I am not sure who this 'Anonymous' person is - one thing is for certain, they have been one hell of a prolific writer" - Anonymous
 

Who would throw monkey shit at this post? What an idiot...

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 

Hiiiiiilarious. "Fuck U Pandora! Y Won't You DIE?!"

I got a cramp from laughing too hard. Thanks for nothing lol.

"There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing"
 

This is permanently saved on my computer, for reference. Clearly this is the gold standard. I figure once I get my HF started, I should be able to copy + paste and basically have my pitch.

Seriously though...I almost fell off the fucking couch reading this. I love it.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

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