Bahaminian Investment Bankers Are Badass

So this Bahamianian i-banker catches sharks for fun. He caught one, cut it open (was planning on eating it I think), and found a human body inside the shark.

http://www.businessinsider.com/humphrey-simmons-k…

There are pics of the dead body here (not for those with weak stomachs):

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=…

Would catching man-eating sharks go under "Interests" on your resume?

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