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Nice.

One time I thought I had an interview with Bank of Satan but it turned out it was for Bank of Stan. Stan's a nice guy, but I was pretty disappointed. You would be amazed what kind of layaway options the old Light Bringer gives out and the interest rate on an eternity of pain and suffering is out of this world. Bank of Stan just sold recycle VCRs and rented a couple of rusted out VW Microbuses.

Oh well, maybe next time.

 
heisterWonder how long it takes the guys at BofA to realize?

I think its been like that for a while and I am no expert but I dont think they can do anything about it right? How could they stop a linked domain?

We've got half a million shares in the bag!
 

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