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These videos are money...

"...I guess I left it all out there in the conference room..." "-.... your just a banker being a banker..."

Coach: My punter and kicker feel bad about their roles. Banker: Have you told them, they are part of a special team? Coach: We already do that. Banker: Call them ball propulsion and escalation engineering executives, revamp your employee tree and make them co-managing directors of field position Coach: You are amazing. Banker: I know.

 

This shit is absolutely hilarious.

Do you like football? No. I like telling people I have a box.

Whoever is creating this should seriously consider leaving the street and pitching to Comedy Central or Cartoon Network.

 

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