Banks as Too Hot to Handle Characters

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Francesca Farago – Goldman Sachs. Queen of the harem. Not very well-liked but undeniably hot and in demand Harry Jowsey – Evercore. Yeah he’s on top but he’s a little more low key about it. Well-liked by pretty much everyone Kelz Dyke – PJT. Hot hot hot hot hot but exclusive. Has his head screwed on straight. Smart and all about the cash flow Kori Sampson – J.P. Morgan. A latecomer bombshell. Doesn’t really give a fuck and screws up the order with his good looks and/or debt sheet Matthew Smith aka Jesus – Centerview Partners. Does this guy . . . exist? Is he a figment of our imagination? Perpetually calm and spiritual enough to create a three year program Nicole O’Brien – Morgan Stanley. In the game for the long-run. Plays by the rules, friendly and quiet. Literally just vacationing while everyone else is chasing David Birtwistle – Bank of America. Wholesome, quiet, never breaks the rules Haley Cureton – Wells Fargo. Hates everyone and HQs themselves in Charlotte Sharron Townsend – DB. Undergoing some major restructuring. Was doing well during the show but fucked it up with Rhonda afterwards Khloe Veitch – Citi. International, bubbly, friendly, well-liked, middle of the pack

Didn’t have a feeling for what bank they’d be: Lydia Clyma Rhonda Paul Madison Wyborny Bruce Hirschberg

I was thinking of making Harry Macquarie because he’s Aussie, but felt it wouldn’t do him justice.

Thoughts on the characterizations?

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