Best Drunk Food
Fellow Monkeys, after a night out, what is your favorite buzzed or drunk food? Starting it off, my favorite is Turkish Doner Kebab or high quality Mexican Food. Opinions fellow monkeys?
Fellow Monkeys, after a night out, what is your favorite buzzed or drunk food? Starting it off, my favorite is Turkish Doner Kebab or high quality Mexican Food. Opinions fellow monkeys?
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Pizza with lots of meat -- hamburger, sausage, etc. Mmm.
Chinese cuisine is also good))
Mexican food with loads of guacamole
pizza
Pizza logs/rolls and its not even close.
Always mexican food.
Give me a burger and fries fasho. Need something deep fried
Surprised at the lack of Taco Bell responses...yes its garbage but so am i
Taco Bell or pizza, preferably buf chik.
You live in a city and you voluntarily eat taco bell? Like, ever? It's fucking trash. It's garbage. There is no reason other than starving to death you should ever consume that trash. Your taste is objectively poor.
You have objectively poor taste. A cheesy gordita crunch after a night of boozing is absolutely fantastic. When I'm sober its gross, but when im hammered its fire.
After a really late night out, quite frankly, any food is the best drunk food. If given a choice, my body will probably direct me to a cheese steak - great balance of everything you crave at that hour. Although i'll admit - the Turkish options and/or random food carts which could literally serve anything with some spices are damn good.
The next day - it's chipotle burrito's and then a big bowl of Ramen.
During and/or prior to going out? That's more of a wildcard - i'm pretty opportunistic depending on where I am, what we are drinking, etc.
wok to walk in London saves your night
othing beats eating chinese or pizza while waiting for the tube to open. Flavors of India is excellent too.
White Castle. 10 sack of cheese sliders, 2 fries, and a small grape pop.
It's gonna make you feel worse the next day, but goddam is it so good at 2am
White Castle is a trash establishment with trash food. The White Castle burgers you can buy at Jewel are literally better than the ones they serve in the restaurant, if you can call it that. It's an establishment literally surviving off of a decade-old stoner cult classic movie.
Well WC has been around for like 90 years .. I'm not sure their success is solely attributed to a movie. I went threre a couple months ago becasue my kids love the concept of a small hamburger .. This was a Saturday afternoon in the burbs and the place was jammed.
Trash it may be .. but as they say about one man's trash ..
Almost anything that has grease, carbs, and meat. Two things I haven't seen mentioned:
Leftover Chinese food (not a huge fan of fresh/hot Chinese, I like it cold)
A street cart gyro with tons of hot sauce
Nothing will every beat pizza as drunk food.
Oh fuck man. I quit drinking so I'm out the game unfortunately. I was spending like $800/month on drunk Uber Eats and Grubhub.
Mexican food of course. But not burritos. That's chump shit. You get tacos. And you get a lot. You get one of each. Maybe 2-3. With all the fiiiixins
So you get yourself like 25 tacos. Because a burrito will just get you full and when you're drunk, variety is key. And eating a lot of small different things makes you feel like you've had a really extravagant meal. Like Mexican Alinea on your couch. It's like when you meet a girl for a first date and you wanna smash that night, you take her to like 3-4 different spots over the course of the night rather than staying at the same bar and it creates the illusion she's known you forever and her whoredefenses go down. I thought I was ordering 25 tacos once, but I ordered 25 burritos. Passed out before I finished one. Shameful morning.
So you got all the different tacos and you might walk to the corner store and get like 5-6 different kinds of sauces. That's on top of what they give you. You get the Panda Express sauce, you get tamari sauce, you go on a google rabbit hole about what the fuck is a tamari anyway on your phone, the checkout girl is staring at you anxiously as you do your research, you pick up some more liquor of course, get the green sauce, the purple sauce, the red sauce. Get like a Powerade Zero to quench your thirst. Now go back home. The tacos should be arriving soon. You mix and match and create like 67 flavor combinations. You watch some funny shit and it's a great time. Chips and guac too obvi.
There's Chinese food and then there's takeout-only Chinese food that only opens at midnight. If you're in Chicago, Star Kitchen on GrubHub is the fucking shit and a half. You get variety again. Don't be a fucking novice and get full on rice. You order the egg rolls, the crab rangoon, pot stickers, the bullshit little chicken wings that are like baked in BBQ sauce and are affixed to the paper they come in by the time they arrive, but that shit's drunk person seasoning, get a General Tso's Chicken out of respect for the General and Lao Tzu, but listen - this is the most important component of your order - get a sweet & sour soup. Fuck sweet & sour sauce that shit tastes like duck cum. you dip everything in the sweet & sour soup. It's fucking viscous and permeates the pores of every morsel you dip in there. It drips down your chin and you let it.
Run to the corner store and pick up more liquor and some Kit-Kats while you wait.
Chick-Fil-A is dope drunk food
Popeye's of course. The shrimp beats the chicken all day. And the seasoned fries with BBQ sauce, which you can also get from the corner store along with the beer you'll need. Popeye's and red wine is lowkey fire. So is Popeye's and rose.
Pizza is for fucking chumps.
You can also do a classy charcuterie drunk. You go to Mariano's and you go to the cheese area. They have a bunch of small pieces of cheese for like $3-$7 and you can try a bunch of really nice cheeses for like $50. You also get some beautiful Salami. If you get it pre-sliced, go stick your hand in a garbage disposal. You Get some duck or goose pate and some olives. You get three bottles of garnacha and two bottles of port. You go home and you watch a movie from the '80s and you slice little slivers of cheeses and salamis and pop olives into your mouth like a Roman emperor and you laugh and you cry. The Breakfast Club is not what you remembered it to be. In fact, nothing is.
This is literally art
Grilled cheese with tomato and bacon, milk shake and french fries with gravy, Salty, sweet, crunchy, gooey, just greasy enough.... fuuuuck, I'm not drunk, but now I'm hungry, LOL
Grilled cheese is fire. So are grilled cheese-making competitions. You win with sourdough you sorta shallow fry in a pan with butter one ONE SIDE
Also Lee Chen's in Southie if you are trying to throw up.
Red Man chewing tobacco
Empanadas in Dupont circle in DC.
This is legit.
goddammit i miss those
This and also the spicy half-smoke at Ben's that's occasionally on the menu.
Definitely not any of the jumbo slice places.
Indian food for me!
Naan bread is fire. Japanese curry knocks Indian curry out the water tho blud
Naan bread with butter chicken all the way man!!!!!
Indian food is great, yes, if you were wondering, I am Indian-American. There are such a variety of Indian food, you wouldn't even know what to get. Chicken Tikka, Chicken Tikka Masala, Naan Bread, Samosas, Dosas, Pappadum, etc and especially Jalebi. Manhattan, New York has quite the selection.
I'm a hard core north indian!! so spicy indian food for me! In the US now for quite a few years so I still miss the food back home.
We might know what to get if it didn't all come in various shades of pre-chewed mush. Not hating. Indian food is fire. But it's a complete crapshoot what you're gonna get. Oh but Goldie, you should go educate yourself on the history of the cuisine and learn all the different dishes and blah blah. Nah man. Nah. How about throw some sprinkles on that bitch.
Mozarella sticks, soooooooo goood
Drunk: Mexican Food Hung Over: Pho
Tacos... especially Leo's Tacos if you're in the LA area. If not tacos, fried chicken is always a great alternative.
Turkish doner kebab is the correct answer.
Pizza, Tacos, Popeyes, and street meat(chicken over rice white and hot sauce)
You like you some street meat huh dood?
I mean, who doesn't...
I'll make another point on people calling me an elitist for hating on Taco Bell. We all agree that bad sushi is a thing, right? You've gone to AYCE sushi in a college town where every roll is deep fried to mask the taste of expired garbage fish they're selling off as salmon and there's a 45-minute time limit in the booth? We can agree that is garbage despite being, while not cheap, inexpensive?
How come Mexican food is any different? It's fine for things to be inexpensive. It's not fine for them to be fake. Taco Bell is barely meat. It's fillers and chemicals that have been deconstructed and reconstituted, dropped on the floor and stepped on, microwaved, and allowed to sit under heat lamps for hours.
You can get $1-$2 dollar tacos where an abelita is grilling piles of flank steak and seasoning it and shit and giving it to you right in the corn tortilla her great grandmother made on a farm. Come the fuck on. Are you still telling me taco bell is good? And in an environment o such abundance, you walk in voluntarily? You're probably the type of person who gets a big gulp and puts equal parts every soda in there.
I'm going to use this a lot.
Chick-fil-A, Taco Bell, Wendys 4 for 4, Mozzarella Sticks, Nachos
You guys have it mostly covered. However, I can’t believe it took so long for someone to mention street meat. I also can’t believe someone hasn’t mentioned an IHOP or equivalent yet.
Exactly, has no one here been to Waffle House?
IHOP and Waffle House are fire, as are any decent diners that are open 24/7 and have an all day menu. Nothing like getting a quesedilla and chocolate pancakes in the same meal.
Not a huge Dennys guy tho tbh
In n out - 4x4 with animal fries. Tastes amazing and you won’t be hungover next morning
That would be quite the trip from New York to California for some munchies, haha. But hey, it's only like a 5 hours plane ride right?
Vietnamese Pho
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Love eggs and bacon after a night out. No clue why
A little difficult to make drunk. Bacon, Egg, and Cheese on a Roll. :)
Yes - this. NYC corner deli.
sobriety and the gym. tastes amazing.
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