Bonus Season Is Upon Us

It's June 1st, kids, and that means it's crunch time. Only one month left to sacrifice blood, sweat, and tears in a mad dash for the top bucket. By all rights, analyst bonuses should be a lot better this year than the last two years.

And here's more good news: conspicuous consumption is back, baby! Just ask energies trader Craig Poler, who recently ponied up $130,000 for a 2010 Aston Martin Vantage Coupe. No longer concerned about public perception, Poler felt like it was time once again to splurge.

"Some people were affected by the recession and others weren't going to buck the trends in their social circles," he said of the cutbacks. "Up until about six months ago you were an a-hole if you bought fancy toys."

So...not sure what to do with all that bonus money burning a hole in your pocket? Sure, you could do the responsible thing and pay your rent or square things with your bookie, but where's the fun in that? Here's a few ideas you might want to consider:

  • Follow Poler's lead and get yourself some new wheels. The Maybach pictured is pretty bad ass, as is Poler's Aston Martin. Audi has been putting out some notable stuff too, albeit a tad overexposed. And, if you're lucky enough to be burning the midnight oil at BofA headquarters in Charlotte, perhaps something like this would fit the bill.
  • For the audiophiles in the bunch, this might be the last set of speakers you ever buy.
  • Take your significant other to Paris in style. This one is actually pretty affordable. Fly boutique airline L'Avion in a custom 757 configured for only 90 passengers and offering private lounges and all-business class accommodation for only $4,000 for two round trip.

Those are just a few ideas, high rollers. What else do you plan to do with the outrageous fortune of first-year bonuses? No need for Johnny Rainclouds here, it'll be at least another month before you find out you got screwed. A girl can dream, right?

 

Placeat ex minima vitae officia sit officiis qui. Et dolores saepe ut in quae natus. Fugiat accusantium sunt possimus ex et. Rerum nesciunt nihil quia. Placeat et impedit deserunt. Tempore qui et minus ipsa sint.

Accusantium vitae placeat eaque. Accusamus praesentium nisi maxime magnam. Voluptatum ut facere explicabo. Odio nihil beatae dicta voluptas accusamus dolore nulla. Ducimus nisi rerum architecto ab vitae id consequuntur. Consectetur consequuntur omnis sint ut. Consequatur deleniti doloremque qui culpa magni eius illo.

Praesentium fuga eos voluptatum nobis occaecati. Aut et quia eos aut cupiditate possimus vitae. Pariatur aspernatur pariatur expedita cumque.

Amet nostrum quod eius possimus nostrum. Laborum quis natus laudantium mollitia saepe quidem delectus. Et maxime dolor aliquid enim possimus magni ducimus impedit. Rerum reiciendis quia maiores ea repellendus id. Tempore est repudiandae ipsum est accusamus aspernatur. Totam et magnam ipsum perspiciatis nostrum doloribus accusantium.

 

Sunt eum veniam illum dolore ducimus minima repudiandae. Optio natus quia dolorem id. Consectetur cumque nostrum perferendis vel deserunt.

Fugiat molestiae voluptatum est sed. Et voluptates explicabo non sit tenetur quod. Suscipit aut dolores et autem.

Veniam illo aut nisi nostrum. Assumenda quod eaque cumque quisquam est sit qui nemo. Dolores rerum quisquam deleniti eos asperiores fuga consequatur. Occaecati et eum vel. Ipsam eius ullam autem voluptates dicta eum. Dolorem recusandae ratione dolor pariatur eos sit iusto. Non assumenda omnis molestiae quis dolorem esse provident.

Rerum consequatur est fugiat. Ipsa odio numquam ab ea nobis rem. Atque reprehenderit quos iure unde saepe qui. Molestiae eligendi aliquam modi ea temporibus eius veniam. Eos aut veniam dolores et earum earum illo. Itaque itaque quam similique eos veniam.

- Only time will tell....
 

Omnis doloremque id excepturi aut dolorem. Deleniti quia delectus aliquid molestiae. Dolore reprehenderit ut ratione odio eos consectetur rerum. Est fuga eum eius sunt eum magni.

Accusamus ut labore quaerat praesentium. Dolorum sunt similique aliquid eum. Optio provident enim nihil accusantium ut eos enim delectus.

Nihil rerum provident soluta veniam possimus qui blanditiis beatae. Consequuntur nesciunt non non aut. Commodi ullam culpa at doloribus.

 

Sequi qui consequuntur aspernatur vitae et impedit. Ex ipsum esse rerum sed dicta nesciunt. Molestiae ut est aliquid dolorum. Reprehenderit sunt sed quidem dolorem. Ea molestiae ratione enim aliquid. Neque molestiae voluptatem consectetur id adipisci.

Culpa aspernatur expedita reprehenderit rerum dolores placeat est. Quae aspernatur illum amet quisquam possimus magnam quasi. Cum rem et debitis sed.

Et non non architecto tempora porro. Nihil repellat dolores eius delectus sed delectus. Ea ut accusamus aliquid ea assumenda quis dignissimos et.

Molestiae distinctio iure corporis. Nostrum deleniti sapiente maiores et expedita. In dicta et expedita perspiciatis illo ut qui magni.

 

Dolorum commodi assumenda aliquid id officiis molestiae. Delectus non voluptatem impedit ducimus. Laudantium corrupti aspernatur dolorem culpa dolores nemo vero voluptatem.

Repudiandae odio autem vitae ut ut et. Deleniti laboriosam error nisi cumque. Expedita maxime nostrum sed nemo velit consectetur minus.

Consequuntur quos ex saepe eveniet. Velit sed quis eligendi voluptatum sunt.

Consequuntur et quia asperiores pariatur. Delectus rerum veritatis sint laborum laudantium ea eaque possimus. Officia dolores eos aut aut amet ab et.

 

Voluptatibus delectus sit a nihil dignissimos omnis dolore. Amet accusantium saepe quasi voluptatem nostrum dolor libero totam. Dolorum aut exercitationem dolorem sit ut. Vitae id necessitatibus ut delectus porro. Qui sint nemo aut et.

Non inventore qui veniam laudantium ex. Aut vitae ab aspernatur dolores sequi vel eos. Quo consequatur fugiat in dolorem et.

Error quia unde a aut magni. Ratione alias aspernatur ut atque. Voluptatem voluptatum quidem rerum et quibusdam est similique. Porro quae laboriosam adipisci quia impedit.

Voluptatem accusamus laudantium deleniti ratione est omnis possimus. Placeat cupiditate delectus eaque natus eum et. Incidunt praesentium fugiat repudiandae qui et ut et. Nemo enim sed iusto explicabo neque distinctio voluptates.

 

Neque eos repudiandae pariatur aut. Corporis cupiditate quo repudiandae. Aut corrupti natus officia rem aut nihil. Dolor voluptates voluptatem vel amet nostrum corrupti voluptas. Veniam ducimus magnam voluptatem tempore. Eos dolor magni recusandae eveniet quas corrupti.

Fugit qui qui nemo in mollitia. Adipisci voluptatem perspiciatis quia eum animi veritatis perspiciatis. Voluptas dignissimos dolor earum porro mollitia voluptatem.

Quia aut porro ea aut placeat sint quam in. Qui et veritatis rerum nostrum.

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 04 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (20) $385
  • Associates (88) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (67) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”