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and this is the follow up, a bottle of bubble bath soap in 10 seconds

wow this guy is crack

"Sincerity is an overrated virtue" - Milton Friedman
 

I'd hate to be that guy a few hours later when he's on the porcelain throne.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

If he doesn't throw up naturally within five minutes he probably makes himself throw most of it up. I don't think he can live through all that without some kind of purge right after.

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FlakeIf he doesn't throw up naturally within five minutes he probably makes himself throw most of it up. I don't think he can live through all that without some kind of purge right after.
purge, as in, Live Shit: Binge and Purge, one of the greatest live albums ever?
 

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